Nature’s Most Terrifying Insect Creations
“Fuck nature.” ~AFFotD, everyday As Americans, and purveyors of facts that tend to be, for lack of a better word, fun, we have a strong hatred for nature in all forms. We’d sooner chug bleach than eat...
View ArticleScience: “Let’s Get Bugs DRUNK!”
“CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!” ~Science You know what’s boring? Math and Science. Some people say they “like knowing what makes the world work” and “get a thrill from solving mathematical questions using...
View ArticleA Shocking Look At What Vegans Cannot Eat
“This is the most depressing list I’ve ever seen. Those poor Vegans. Please, just take a big old bite out of my flank. I want you to be happy.” ~A cow Ever since we sent [REDACTED] on a trip into...
View ArticleWherein AFFotD Screams “Are You Fucking Kidding Me, They’re BUGS” With...
“The Vegans are coming, the vegans are coming!” ~AFFotD Office Sentries Hi. This might seem like an extreme non-sequitur, but vegans kind of hate us, largely because we loathe vegans. We say “meat is...
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